The Artoprise Chronicles - Chapter 5

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The Artoprise Chronicles - Chapter 5

Author/illustrator: Chris Ray - adapted from an original manuscript

 

"Oh jeez, ya got us lost" complained Rikolo, I thought ya knew where ya were goin', dumkoff."  "Hey, who's got a map?" demanded Queleena, "I'll get us out of here.  It's just like a man, never asking directions.  You are typically all the same.  Here, give me the wheel and hand over the map!"

directions are easy if you have a map

"Say, do you know what?", asked Queleena,  "Shorrah  lives not too far from here and Karolind is just a little bit off the route.  Why don't we swing around and pick them up too?  I wouldn't mind having a gender balance on this trip.  I'm sick and tired of listening to all of your stupid guy talk  We need a gender balance to make things more interesting."  "Right on!"  "Yabba dabba dooo!"  "Hubba hubba!"  "Party time!"  "Yowzaa!"  "Whoopeedoo!" were the manly comments in response to this idea.

"You guys are getting to be too much for me.  You sound like a bunch of teen aged yahoos." commented Queleena. "I'm not talking about what you have in mind.  I mean that  Shorrah is a whiz at detailing, and Karolin.....well nobody knows wiring like she does. We can get a lot more done with them to help out."  

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